mystery pig! Yes you sent thousands of dollars this month…but I still demand more! you missed your Pay Me Day on Friday, you miserable freak! I do not want to reset MY mystery pig iphone alerts! Chop chop, boy! your money is MINE!
Get Me this vest in black too! Patagonia Nano Puff Vest Eddie Bauer Camo Jacket size Tall XL Zip Fleece Vicuna Deer Henley size L **Patagonia Down Jacket XL in Buffalo Green** WANT! Patagonia Nano Puff in Navy
So this weeks highlights have been the surprise $500 from mystery pig! I’ll be investing your cash into wood floors, ya wee piggy pervert! Yes mystery pig, next Friday is your Official Pay Princess Day! Don’t think for a second that your generous bonus cash is going to get you off the hook for your […]
UPDATE: The day after I posted this entry mystery pig coughed up $2,000! MUAHAHAHA! FUCK you! FUCK you RIGHT IN THE WALLET you horny, craptastic little sow! mystery pig! you lowly filthy lump of pig meat! you stinking blob of living, breathing excrement! you have not made ME smile for WEEKS! I DEMAND MY CASH […]