mystery pig! I know you read this religiously and spring wood the minute I mention you! I WANT MY MONEY TODAY! And you want to give it to ME! Just pretend I just sprayed you in the face with bear mace and demanded you hand over $1,000!! I know you’d get sprung and I’d get […]
The doomed brit got drunk and tried to send $400 but he accidentally put 2 in the quantity in one order and sent $600 total. he also made a INFOMERCIAL for ME. Check it out! Now cleanse your eyes by looking at MY beautiful, radiant smile!
UPDATE: HAHAHAHA! soon as mystery pig read this post he sent another $1,200! I own your ass so bad! you might be too scared shitless to ever speak directly to ME, but you know I got you so brainwashed!! I LOVE IT! Today I got $700 from some gross old dude I saw on cam […]