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Have you sent Me all your cash today?  Anything and everything for PRINCESS. you will struggle, you will sacrifice, you will go without — you will work all day every day…so that you can give ME more! more! and always MORE! The post Living My Best Life while effortlessly draining your wallets and bending your […]

Hi minions!  Long time no update!  Life is so different here.  I spend much more time exploring the great outdoors than I do interacting with perverts.  I’ll be heading back to Ohio for a month or two to tie up loose ends, do MY taxes and take care of some other responsibilities.  We will move […]

So rat bastard was hiding from ME!  I sent him a bunch of nasty grams demanding he shop for ME and he ignored them.  But today the fucking little rat turd finally caved!   Stupid little man!   I’m all ready for round 2!!  I’ll be fluffing MY wishlist JUST for you, asshole!!  I think you need […]

mystery pig!  Yes you sent thousands of dollars this month…but I still demand more!  you missed your Pay Me Day on Friday, you miserable freak!  I do not want to reset MY mystery pig iphone alerts!  Chop chop, boy!   your money is MINE!  The post mystery pig paid over double last pay period — but […]

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Have you sent Me all your cash today?  Anything and everything for PRINCESS. you will struggle, you will sacrifice, you will go without — you will work all day every day…so that you can give ME more! more! and always MORE! The post Living My Best Life while effortlessly draining your wallets and bending your […]

Hi minions!  Long time no update!  Life is so different here.  I spend much more time exploring the great outdoors than I do interacting with perverts.  I’ll be heading back to Ohio for a month or two to tie up loose ends, do MY taxes and take care of some other responsibilities.  We will move […]

So rat bastard was hiding from ME!  I sent him a bunch of nasty grams demanding he shop for ME and he ignored them.  But today the fucking little rat turd finally caved!   Stupid little man!   I’m all ready for round 2!!  I’ll be fluffing MY wishlist JUST for you, asshole!!  I think you need […]

mystery pig!  Yes you sent thousands of dollars this month…but I still demand more!  you missed your Pay Me Day on Friday, you miserable freak!  I do not want to reset MY mystery pig iphone alerts!  Chop chop, boy!   your money is MINE!  The post mystery pig paid over double last pay period — but […]